Club Status: Senior Realist & 1st team opener

No of years at club - 27

Claim to fame - Record number of weddings attended; Drove the 1/2 mile home in reverse.

Nicknames - Dabs, JD, Golden Arm

Favourite sayings - "I've told you we can't chase runs"

Hero - Clayton Lambert.


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Dabs has been smashing any bowler who dared to give him some width for over 20 years now, and could well be the leading amateur run scorer for the club, a fact that could be confirmed if our record system was more sophisticated than Jade Goody.

This run tally could have well been more but the for the "Darby episodes" which occur during the season. Like deciding to spend his time more profitably by going on the drink for the weekend.


Has the ability to be off the field, in the shower, dried & changed before his team mates have arrived back off the field, though if he is in the showers he may treat anyone else in there at the time to the sight of the sabre-toothed tiger.

Is famed for never changing his mind (more than 3 times an hour)