Club Status: 1st team captain & Intellectual Giant

No of years at club - 15

Claim to fame - Record number of drop-outs from 1sts to 3rds

Nicknames - Mossy, Ginger Batty, Moby Dick

Favourite sayings - "I need a new bat"

Hero -


Mossy is now finally scoring runs at first team level after years of scoring mountains in the 2s & 3s. A very stylish player who does not sell his wicket cheaply.

Is probably more famed through the club for the dim things he used to say when he was younger.

1) Are you fit for next weekend Mossy? - "I'm 90/20"

2) On examining a chunky gold chain one belonging to one of our West Indian pros - "By heck Keno, that feels heavy. Is that metal?"

3) When playing snooker with his father during a rain break and only the pink & black left, he rolled up dead weight behind the pink & said "Get out of that snooker then Dad"