Club Status - Secretary & Ideas Man

Years at Club - 25

Claim to Fame - Fielding the ball with his arse.

Nicknames - Cushy, Ethel, Ting.

Favourite Sayings - "I'll just go and get the doofer", "No I can't play, I'm on nights"


Mark has been around for donkeys years like a lot of us, and was the captain of the u-17 side the only time they won the Junior Cup in 1982.

He was a wily seamer in his day, with a magnificently disguised slower ball (if you weren't looking). He is a qualified coach & has been instrumental in setting up the junior system we now have in place.

His coaching experience has meant he is always looking to introduce innovation to the club. Orange Stumps, coloured clothing, all Cushy's doing. This is nothing new. He spent years using the innovative fielding trick of pretending to miss the ball, turning & pretending to run after it, when he had it all the time.

The number of run outs he has achieved wioth this trick over the years is quite remarkable - 0

If he's not at work will quite likely be using his missus' cosmetic products or at Toni & Guy's for a pampering session.

PS -Never EVER go shopping with him.