Club Status - Chairman & Chief peacekeeper

Years at club - 5

Claim To Fame - Holds the club record for number of pints supped in an all-day sesh (around 30ish, no-one kept count)

Nicknames - Gipper, Beagle

Favourite Sayings - "You'll get the bullet" , "Pint of Trophy please"



Alan joined the club relatively recently, and almost immediately got heavily involved with the running of the club. He doesn't play, but he is a cracking gateman / ticket seller. Nobody gets in for nowt when Al's on the gate. And refuse raffle tickets at your peril.

Coincidentally the bar profits have risen dramatically in the last 5 years too.

Can usually be found on a Sunday morning operating his laser whilst he cuts the ham for the Sunday toasties which are on sale in the club.

Wherever Alan is, his missus Fiona won't be far away, just in case his shoelaces come undone.

He will quite possibly knack me if he ever reads this.